!This story contains spoilers for "Portal" and "Portal 2!"
If you plan to play either game but want to be unspoiled (and you really don't want to be spoiled) then do NOT read this. After you've played them both I hope you will come back.
Spoilers begin immediately after this warning.
"Fire detected in the Stalemate Resolution Annex. Extinguishing."
Water fountained from overhead sprinklers, snuffing out the flames, soaking Chell to the skin and sluicing most of the white portal-conducting gel from the floor.
"Oh that just cleans right off, does it?" huffed Wheatley from his armature, "Well that would have been good to know, a little earlier."
With the fire eliminated the system's mindless administrator resumed its script.
"Stalemate Resolution Associate, please press the Stalemate Resolution Button."
Another order from another goddamn machine. But if she wanted to escape this insane automated slaughterhouse, or ever see another human, or eat anything b